Act 1,   Scene 1
Cady
Gretchen thinks you're mad at her because she's running for Spring Fling Queen.
Regina

Oh my God, I'm not mad at her. I'm worried about her. I think somebody nominated her as a joke or something.

And when nobody votes for her, she's gonna have a total meltdown. And who's gonna have to take care of her? Me.

Cady
So you don't think anyone will vote for her?
Regina

Cady, she's not pretty. I mean, that sounds bad, but whatever.

The Spring Fling Queen is always pretty. And the crazy thing is that it should be Karen but people forget about her because she's such a slut.

Anyway, I gotta go. I'm going to bed.

Act 1,   Scene 2
Cady
Well, she's not mad at you.
Gretchen
Hold on.
Cady
Are you okay?
Karen
Hello?
Gretchen
If someone said something bad about you, you'd want me to tell you, right?
Karen
No.
Gretchen
What if it was someone you thought was your friend?
Karen

What are you?...

Hold on, other line.

Gretchen
I'm not taking this anymore.
Cady
Good for you, Gretch.
Act 1,   Scene 3
Karen
Hello?
Regina
Let's go out.
Karen
Okay, hold on. I'm on the other line with Gretchen.
Regina
Don't invite Gretchen. She's driving me nuts.
Karen
Hold on.
Regina
Okay, hurry up.
Karen
It's Regina. She wants to hang out with me tonight but she told me not to tell you.
Gretchen
Do not hang out with her.
Karen
Why?
Gretchen
You don't want me to tell you.
Karen

You can tell me. Hold on.

Oh my God. She's so annoying.

Gretchen
Who is?
Karen
Who's this?
Gretchen
Gretchen.
Karen

Right. Hold on.

Oh my God. She's so annoying.

Regina
I know. Just get rid of her.
Karen
Okay. What is it?
Gretchen
Regina says everyone hates you because you're such a slut.
Karen
She said that?
Gretchen
You didn't hear it from me.
Cady
Little harsh, Gretch.
Gretchen
Whatever. She has a right to know.
Karen
I can't go out. I'm sick.
Regina
Boo. You whore.
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Gretchen thinks you're mad at her because she's running for Spring Fling Queen.

Oh my God, I'm not mad at her. I'm worried about her. I think somebody nominated her as a joke or something.

And when nobody votes for her, she's gonna have a total meltdown. And who's gonna have to take care of her? Me.

So you don't think anyone will vote for her?

Cady, she's not pretty. I mean, that sounds bad, but whatever.

The Spring Fling Queen is always pretty. And the crazy thing is that it should be Karen but people forget about her because she's such a slut.

Anyway, I gotta go. I'm going to bed.

Well, she's not mad at you.
Hold on.
Are you okay?
Hello?
If someone said something bad about you, you'd want me to tell you, right?
No.
What if it was someone you thought was your friend?

What are you?...

Hold on, other line.

I'm not taking this anymore.
Good for you, Gretch.
Hello?
Let's go out.
Okay, hold on. I'm on the other line with Gretchen.
Don't invite Gretchen. She's driving me nuts.
Hold on.
Okay, hurry up.
It's Regina. She wants to hang out with me tonight but she told me not to tell you.
Do not hang out with her.
Why?
You don't want me to tell you.

You can tell me. Hold on.

Oh my God. She's so annoying.

Who is?
Who's this?
Gretchen.

Right. Hold on.

Oh my God. She's so annoying.

I know. Just get rid of her.
Okay. What is it?
Regina says everyone hates you because you're such a slut.
She said that?
You didn't hear it from me.
Little harsh, Gretch.
Whatever. She has a right to know.
I can't go. I'm sick.
Boo. You whore.
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